Pencil Me in for June

Mother's Day Sky?

Psst: How about a trade?  One generally rainy and/or windy day in May for a Sunday in June?

Purple Rock Cress

When Mother’s Day was initially placed on the second Sunday of May, it must have made complete sense.  Springtime.  April showers = May flowers. Moms love flowers.

But, here’s the thing…  Mother’s Day is generally the only empty Sunday within a burgeoning spring sports season.   It hovers in May as the one perfect day for a long family bike ride, a hike in the woods or a kayaking venture.  And sadly, the weather patterns in our area just can’t handle that kind of pressure.

Mother's Day 2008Much of last year’s Mother’s Day was spent in the relative safety of our basement as a nasty tornado-spawning weather system hovered overhead.  Massive clouds sped by, seemingly within reach of a tall man on a decent extension ladder, at threatening speeds that belied their size and oozed negative intentions.  So much for the bike ride/picnic we had planned.  We made a halfhearted attempt at cleaning the basement, but according to my kids, it just didn’t generate the same sense of fun. We planned to make the ride on another weekend, but soccer and track got in the way.  For weeks.

This seems to happen most years.  We’ve learned to make Mother’s Day plans only with pencils capped by quality erasers.  One year, when the annual downpour began we headed to an indoor climbing wall in hopes of still creating a pseudo-outdoor experience.  It was certainly better than cleaning the basement, but…  Wouldn’t it be a rather gentlemanly gesture on the part of Dads everywhere to perhaps share that lovely third Sunday they enjoy every June?

I’m not asking for anything retroactive.  No need to be petty on this.  No need to tabulate the weather histories for the past seventeen years (which coincidentally coincide with the years I’ve been a greeting card carrying mother).  But how about an alternating arrangement where Moms would get Junes of even years and Dads would retain their most perfect barbecuing day in the odd ones?  My own mom and dad are no longer around to offer their opinions on the matter, but as many times as they admonished my three sisters and I to “share,”  I’m fairly certain they would have backed me on this.

I know.  Not really seeing this as an idea that will pick up speed like, say, a cold front on Mother’s Day.

But, I had to try…

“Fail Safe” Mother’s Day Ideas for Active Families:
Climbing Wall
Indoor Ice Rink
Puddle Jumping
Indoor Swimming Pool
Hike in a Cave
Basement cleaning

Happy Mother’s Day!! (We’re seeing actual sunshine at the moment! Quick!!  Load up the bikes!)

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“Fruity Pebbles or Raisin Bran?”

From the “Unpublished Draft” file (2008):

Guess Who?

We regularly and consciously violate the “intended use” for one of our family board games. “Guess Who” retains permanent resident status under one of the family room sofas despite its intended six to eight-year old appeal -because “twisted” is timeless…

The game teaches logic skills as each player eliminates, through “yes” or “no” questions, all but one of the faces on his game board: the face that will hopefully match the card secretly selected by the opposing player. Normal questions might include, “Does your person wear a hat?” or “Is your person a female?”

Obviously, the game in its original form presents no challenge for its sixteen-year old owner, my son Zach. So, we came up with our own variations last year to make it a new family favorite all over again. We played our version last night.

raisin bran

“Would your person be more likely to steal candy bars or ladies’ undergarments?” “Does your guy appear concerned about the possible presence of germs in his vicinity?” “In high school, was your person a more likely sports star or Level 47 Dungeon Master?” “If your guy were arrested…felony or misdemeanor?” “ “Fruity Pebbles or Raisin Bran?” Much more fun!

“Wins” are occasional at best, but Zach did pinpoint “Tom” last night, my organ-playing Dungeon Master, who cared deeply about personal hygiene and would not be comfortable operating heavy machinery.

“Are there empty soda cans under the back seat of your guy’s car?” “On-line bill paying or check writer?” “Bungee-jumping or cooking school?” “Pet dog or pet alligator?” Get the idea? Once you get the hang of it, it’s so-o-o much better than anything on TV.

Of course, we had to defend some of our assertions. Zach declared me wrong in stating that “Paul” would skinny-dip. My stance was that “Paul” would in fact do so… provided there was no moonlight and that he could neatly fold his clothing first. I let “Paul” explain. “Look. Water. Let’s swim.” The “Paul” card tipped happily from side to side as he talked. “Creepy, mom,” was Zach’s response.

“Wanna play again?!”

I highly recommend our version of the game. “Unofficially”, of course.

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